Or the daily inappropriate situations and life lessons from managing stagehands.

"I feel shame for not making it to my gig. Where do I deliver doughnuts for forgiveness?"

" As you can clearly pre-plan a delivery of doughnuts you can pre-plan getting to work on time."

Here’s the table and you’re late.
- My fabulous, fabulous crew chief.

Well.  Tis true.

Turn it up and dance.

Eagles Of Death Metal - Miss Alissa

"I’m cold." Said the stagehand in reference to the room temperature.
The crew chief looked up to the ceiling and pointed at the 30’ chainfall.
“Start pulling.” She replied.
The Bat-Belt is dead.  Long Live the Leg Armor?
The Bat-Belt is dead.  Long Live the Leg Armor?

The Bat-Belt is dead.  Long Live the Leg Armor?

I employ you to think for yourselves.
I employ you to think for yourselves.
I employ you to think for yourselves.

I employ you to think for yourselves.

BEOOOOOOOO!!!! That’s my money horn.
- A rejoicing crew member in regard to a week’s worth of hard work completed.